The Differently-Sized Person Sings
From Volume 2, Number 1, January 1993 issue of The
&ldquo:Quote... Unquote” Newsletter
Relatively few modern proverbs have caught on in a big way but of
those that have ‘the opera ain’t/isn’t over till the fat lady
sings’ has produced sharp divisions over its origin. It is also
used with surprising vagueness and lack of perception. If it is a
warning not to count your chickens ‘before they are hatched,’ it
is too often simply employed to express a generalized feeling
that ‘it isn’t over till it’s over.’
So how did the saying come about? A report in the Washington
Post (13 June 1978) had this version: ‘One day three years
ago, Ralph Carpenter, who was then Texas Tech’s sports
information director, declared to the press box contingent in
Austin. “The rodeo ain’t over till the bull riders ride.” Stirred
to that deep insight, San Antonio sports editor Dan Cook
countered with, “The opera ain’t over till the fat lady sings”.’
Two days before this, the Times had more precisely quoted
Cook as coming up with his version the previous April ‘after the
basketball playoff game between the San Antonio Spurs and the
Washington Bullets to illustrate that while the Spurs had won
once, the series was not over yet. Bullets coach Dick Motta
borrowed the phrase later during the Bullets’ eventually
successful championship drive, and it became widely known and was
often mistakenly attributed to him.’
However, Jeanne Hopkins, an expatriate American living in
Newcastle-upon-Tyne, wrote to me last year with a different view.
‘It is a reference to Kate Smith, a much beloved fat lady
American singer in the 1930s and 40s. Her rendition of Irving
Berlin’s “God Bless America,” signified the end of events like
the World Series baseball games and political party conventions.’
Hence, possibly, the alternative version ‘the game’s not
over till the fat lady sings.’ On the other hand, it has been
argued that American national anthems (“The Star-Spangled
Banner” and “America the Beautiful” are others) are usually sung
at the start of baseball games, which would remove the
point from the saying.
If the ‘opera’ version has very much meaning either, it derives
from a hazy view of those sopranos with a different body image
(Montserrat Caballe unaccountably springs to mind), who get to
sing a big number before they die and thus bring the show to a
close. But do they ever, really? In Tosca, for example,
the heroine makes her final death plunge over the battlements
without singing a big aria.
Whatever the case, allusive use of the proverb is very much on
the increase. The Fat Lady Sings is the name of an Irish (pop)
band formed c1990. After winning the presidential election last
November Bill Clinton appeared at a victory party in Little Rock
bearing a T-shirt with the slogan ‘The Fat Lady Sang’ which
presumably meant no more than, ‘It’s over.’ Last July, tennis
champion Andre Agassi, describing the surprising climax to his
Wimbledon final, said, ‘I knew that it might just go 30-30 with
two more aces. I didn’t hear the fat lady humming yet.’
As you would expect with a proverbial expression, the idea
behind ‘the fat lady’ is nothing new. In Eric Maschwitz’s memoir
No Chip on My Shoulder (1957), he recalled Julian Wylie,
famous in theatrical history as ‘The Pantomime King’: ‘He had a
number of favourite adages about the Theatre, one of which I have
always remembered as a warning against dramatic anti-climax:
“Never forget,” he used to say “that once the giant is dead, the
pantomime is over!”’ Which is surely a corollary if ever there was
one.
News just in: The latest edition of Bartlett’s Familiar
Quotations (1992) finds in Southern Words and Sayings by
F.R. and C.R. Smith, the expressions ‘Church ain’t out till the
fat lady sings.’ As the Smiths’ book was published in 1976, it
would seem to suggest that the opera version of the proverb is
only a wonky derivative.
Copyright © 1993 by Nigel Rees
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